Gorilla escapes from zoo, stalks city streets

Gorillas are considered one of the most gentle of all the primates, but this one clearly had a wild streak.

Last week, a 200-pound gorilla broke out of its enclosure at the zoo in downtown Cincinnati and began strolling the city streets. The beast caused quite a stir, sending pedestrians and drivers scurrying for safety. One woman even reported that the gorilla had chased her down the street.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident, and officials finally succeeded in tranquilizing the animal and returning it to its enclosure.

Why did this gorilla suddenly go on the rampage? Zookeepers speculate that he may have been spooked by construction taking place near the zoo. In any case, this escapade serves as a reminder that even supposedly docile creatures can be dangerous if provoked.

Gorilla found cuddling with baby in local park

A baby and a gorilla were found cuddling together in a local park, much to the shock of onlookers. The Gorilla, named Georgette, was apparently very fond of the baby and refused to let go, even when park staff attempted to separate them.

"The poor baby was terrified," said one witness. "But the Gorilla just held on tight and wouldn't let go. It was so strange."

Georgette had been living in the park for some time after being abandoned by her pack. Park staff had been keeping an eye on her but had no idea she would form such a strong attachment to a human baby.

"We don't know what to do with her now," said one of the park officials. "She's bonded with that baby and won't let anyone else touch her. We may have to find a new home for her."

Gorilla suspected in string of burglaries

The Ape Crime Task Force has announced that it is investigating a possible link between a series of burglaries and the ape known as "Gorilla".

The first burglary was reported on November 14th, when a local business was broken into and several items were stolen. Surveillance footage from the scene showed a large ape entering and exiting the building, and police soon began to suspect that Gorilla was responsible.

Since then, there have been several more reports of burglaries in the area, all of which are thought to have been carried out by Gorilla. In each case, the ape has been captured on surveillance footage breaking into buildings and stealing various items.

Police are asking for the public's help in tracking down Gorilla. If you see him or have any information about his whereabouts, please contact the Ape Crime Task Force immediately.

Gorilla caught smoking cigars and drinking beer in downtown bar

A gorilla was caught smoking cigars and drinking beer at a downtown bar in the city of Baltimore earlier today. Local authorities responded to a call from the bar's owner, who reported that the gorilla was causing a disturbance.

"We got a call from the owner of a local bar, saying that there was a gorilla in his establishment smoking cigars and drinking beer," said a spokesperson for the Baltimore Police Department. "When we arrived on the scene, we found the gorilla sitting at the bar, enjoying a drink and puffing on a cigar."

The gorilla was reportedly very friendly and did not cause any trouble. However, authorities decided to remove him from the bar due to concerns that he may be intoxicated. "We didn't want to take any chances with this guy," said the spokesperson. "Gorillas can be dangerous when they're drunk."

The gorilla was taken to a local animal shelter, where he is currently being evaluated. drinkers can usually get away with just getting kicked out of bars, but gorillas are another story altogether," said the spokesperson.

Gorilla goes on rampage, destroys city

Residents in the city of were shocked when a rampaging gorilla attacked the city. The gorilla, which was said to be highly agitated, destroyed everything in its path, including cars, buildings, and streetlights.

City officials said that they had never seen anything like it before and were at a loss as to how to deal with the situation. Eye witnesses described the scene as being akin to a "war zone".

Fortunately, no one was injured in the incident, but the gorilla caused extensive damage to the city. City officials are currently working on a plan to deal with the gorilla and prevent any future incidents from occurring.